Brook Is the Most Powerful Straw Hat and You’re Just Too Afraid to Admit It

Listen, I don’t care how many swords Zoro can juggle or how many Goku-level punchlines Luffy gets—Brook is an immortal rockstar skeleton who can literally leave his body.

That’s not a crewmate. That’s a Final Fantasy summon.

Let’s break it down:

• He’s already dead, which means every fight is low-stakes for him.

• He can freeze people with music, meaning he is both an assassin and a vibing Spotify playlist.

• His main catchphrase is literally “Yohohoho I am a skeleton,” and no one questions this. That is power.

Also, he once asked to see a woman’s panties with such polite enthusiasm that it almost worked.